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A friend chastised me for being so hard on #45. He said I should at least give him credit for the many firsts that he's accomplished. So in order to rectify my error of omission, here is a partial list of some of those firsts

First tiny handed candidate to brag about the size of his p***s during a debate.
First to bring up a woman's menstrual cycle during a debate.
First to call a rivals wife a dog.
First to mouthe an "F" Bomb in a televised campaign speech
First to use the word "bull***" right after a prayer breakfast
First to trash a Vietnam Veteran for being captured & tortured in Vietnam
First to spit in the face of a Gold Star Family.
First to steal from a charity that benefitted veterans and children with cancer
First president to be endorsed by the KKK (George Wallace was a candidate)
First to make McDonalds change the over 1 billion served sign
First to say Putin was right and our FBI & CIA were wrong.
First to feel so strongly about the sanctity of marriage that he was sanctified 3 times.
First to play golf more often than all other presidents combined
First to be sued and spanked by a porn star.
First to star in a Russian Golden Shower flick.
First to confuse Kansas with Missouri.
First to mock a disabled reporter.
First to describe a brain injury as a headache.
First to refer to Nazis as "good people on both sides"
 
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#715 ·
This, from the REPUBLICAN Governor of Massachusetts . . . . . .
"I heard what the President said today about dominating and fighting. I know I should be surprised when I hear incendiary words like this from him, but I'm not," Baker told reporters. "At so many times during these past several weeks when the country needed compassionate and leadership the most, it was simply nowhere to be found."
Instead, he continued, "we got bitterness, combativeness and self-interest. That's not what we need in Boston, it's not what we need right now in Massachusetts and it's definitely not what we need across this great country of ours either."
 
#716 ·
China doesn't have to attack USA to destroy it when it is doing such a good job by itself, while all it's enemies stand back and laugh.
 
#717 ·
Trump said in his speech that he would deploy thousands and thousands of heavily armed military personnel to control the riots if the states' governors don't do it. [:0]

But I will admit that something needs to be done. In the city of San Leandro in the East Bay, last night thieves stole 50 very expensive cars off of a Dodge car dealership. In the Bay Area they also cleaned out Target, Walmart, pharmacies, pot shops and even Sees Candies stores. However, after breaking into a Dollar Store, they left that merchandise alone.
 
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#725 ·
I saw on the news tonight that an Australian news crew was attacked near the Whites Only House to clear the way for Douchald to do a fake Christian photo op. I apologize to our Australian forum members. I am ashamed of our fake president and his fake followers.
 
#732 ·
General Mattis called the Clorox clown a threat to our constitution. . . . .

President Trump's former Secretary of Defense James Mattis, who resigned last year, spoke out against his ex-boss for the first time Wednesday, saying he is "angry and appalled" at the White House's response to the protests over the death of George Floyd.
"When I joined the military, some 50 years ago, I swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution," Mattis said in a statement emailed to reporters. "Never did I dream that troops taking that same oath would be ordered under any circumstance to violate the Constitutional rights of their fellow citizens - much less to provide a bizarre photo op for the elected commander-in-chief, with military leadership standing alongside."
 
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In the last 48 hours trump has been criticized by 3 Secretaries of Defense, 3 ex Presidents, GOP Senators, the Pope and Pat Robertson. Pat Freaking Robertson!!!!
 
#738 ·
United States Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski agrees with the General Mattis denunciation of the Clorox clown. A Republican Senator with a set of cajones. Who knew? Remove her and Romney and you're left with a gaggle of eunuchs.
 
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