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    The Louisville slugger leaves a greater witness...

    The Louisville slugger leaves a greater witness mark!
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    My younger brother is a fanatic Trumper. He and...

    My younger brother is a fanatic Trumper. He and many guys state they don't care about the coarse talk, the childish name calling, the self promotion, etc. Somehow they hear a message that makes them...
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    That top bar of the fuel gauge failure is a...

    That top bar of the fuel gauge failure is a common on some bikes. My Wee Strom gave up the top bar ghost a long time ago. As long as the other bars are working you still have a decent indicator of...
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    Au Contraire mon ami, there are too many reasons...

    Au Contraire mon ami, there are too many reasons to loathe the golden emperor. But you knew that.
    Lies. lies and self a aggrandizing himself.
    But I'm sure there are those that will find reasons to...
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    Yup on the volt meter. They are so inexpensive. I...

    Yup on the volt meter. They are so inexpensive. I got a few for $3 apiece free shipping.
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    For the life of me I can't figure what Native...

    For the life of me I can't figure what Native People are trying to express in the sounds they sing while pounding a drum. Those can't be words of the language can they?
    It's seems to my skeptical...
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    Thumpin, a friend was a machinist and as he was...

    Thumpin, a friend was a machinist and as he was constantly using the lathe and mill to help with repairs of home stuff. He declared he did know how people got along with out them.
    i reminded him...
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    That Asbestos/Stop is a good'un. There is a...

    That Asbestos/Stop is a good'un. There is a little 49 era town in Gold country, Copperopolis, that put asbestos dirt on the road surfaces to help keep down the dust...oops! i guess it was a paste in...
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    Only music that tops Klezmer could be Tuvan...

    Only music that tops Klezmer could be Tuvan throat music or Chinese Opera.
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    Alice, if old boy gives you the silent treatment...

    Alice, if old boy gives you the silent treatment does that incite you to work harder?
    You might try a pulsing bit of stinky eye. That worked on the Grandkids.
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    I've gotten bar risers from the maker and I've...

    I've gotten bar risers from the maker and I've gotten used bar risers from the for sale section of forums too.
    So they don't have to be expensive if you get lucky. The seller safely wrapped the...
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    Willy, Leonard Cohen wrote so great stuff. His...

    Willy, Leonard Cohen wrote so great stuff. His versions are a bit rough because he didn't have a great voice box. Dylan was the same way. But there is value in their song.
    SatchMo wasn't much of a...
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    I'd attack it with a Louisville Slugger magic...

    I'd attack it with a Louisville Slugger magic wand whilst reciting the magic words, "Piece of Shite".
    That's worked well on a couple occasions in the past. It does leave a few witness marks though.
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    It's hard to sell a product you don't have. What...

    It's hard to sell a product you don't have. What will the faithful do when the lifestyle finally dries up? No big chains on the wallet, no doo rags, Getting Honda tattoos?.
    Real Americans may not be...
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    Hola, yup, it's good to be careful when learning...

    Hola, yup, it's good to be careful when learning to ride.
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    Since the small jumper batteries are so cheap I...

    Since the small jumper batteries are so cheap I got a couple to carry on the bike or the car.
    But so many folks are loath to use a saddle bag or top box or a tool tube. Even a tank bag that can...
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    This guy does make interesting videos. A lot of...

    This guy does make interesting videos. A lot of clever techniques. Hand over your heart as you kick dirt into the grave of HD. Sob!
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    That's neat.

    That's neat.
  19. I curious about the Aus members interest in the...

    I curious about the Aus members interest in the vagaries of American life. nothing better to do down under?
    You want to investigate our court system but react to a suggestion the same may be true...
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    Life member of the "I Hate Torxs Society". ...

    Life member of the "I Hate Torxs Society".

    Life member of the "Never use Locktite Society" too.
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    Yah dat's pretty weird alright. Needs center hub...

    Yah dat's pretty weird alright. Needs center hub steering in front to complete the weirdness.
  22. No innocent folks in the Oz jails?

    No innocent folks in the Oz jails?
  23. Well my macho knobbies are noisier than Lances...

    Well my macho knobbies are noisier than Lances smooth track tires. I think he's funny and does some interesting stuff. You can believe the salesman is you prefer.
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    I've seen portions of the masses that heads to...

    I've seen portions of the masses that heads to DC. I was traveling in the opposite direction at the time and extremely happy about that. Just way to many people all trying to stay together as if...
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    600$ WTF? I paid about $200 when I had mine done....

    600$ WTF? I paid about $200 when I had mine done. Of Course the parts ding bat clerk didn't order all the correct parts. So it took longer. At least I got day long free rides on another BMW.
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