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    "We don't have emperors yet, but one of our two major parties is now dominated by radicals engaged in a crusade of voter suppression aimed at the elderly, the young, minorities, and the poor; while the other party, once the champion of everyday working people, has been so enfeebled by its own collaboration with the donor class that it offers only token resistance to the forces that have demoralized everyday Americans." -- Bill Moyers
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    There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies.... 

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    "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it"
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    I think he was predicting an internet forum called ye olde f800 dot org.
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    "I believe the English language to be the most descriptive of Life's truths of any of the major languages in use today."- Roadpizza.


    Fe·flu·ent [ef-loo-uhnt] Show IPA
    adjective
    1.
    flowing out or forth.
    noun
    2.
    something that flows out or forth; outflow; effluence.
    3.
    a stream flowing out of a lake, reservoir, etc.
    4.
    sewage that has been treated in a septic tank or sewage treatment plant.
    5.
    sewage or other liquid waste that is discharged into a body of water, etc.
    6.
    (esp. of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy: the affluent societies of the western world | (as plural noun the affluent) : only the affluent could afford to travel abroad.
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    it all sounds like flatulent to me ...

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    If you are looking at (5) and (6)...either way, you are talking about turds.
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    Your brother had strange hobbies' or very good hearing!
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    Your brother had strange hobbies' or very good hearing!
    Yes.
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    "Writing is a socially accepted form of schizophrenia" E.L. Doctorow
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    "Unrest of spirit is a mark of life" Karl Menninger
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    Inside this new love, die
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    Become the sky
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    Walk out like someone suddenly born into color

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    You sure that wasn't just rum?
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    You sure that wasn't just rum?
    Positive - more like Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Balkhi Rumi.

    "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it"
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    It's unnecessary to try and feel positive. No need to paper over the cracks. Simply bring your Presence and Respect to what you actually do feel and observe what happens. Once we support the flow of our natural process, insight and healing will unfold. All your feelings are important for they tell you about your relationship to your inner and outer worlds. Namaste.
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    "I'm a giant among lesser men:
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    Seems I became a giant at my 40th high school reunion....Who are all these old shriveled up guys that I now tower over. Oh how I wish the school bully wasn't in such bad shape that to re-pick on him would have been too easy.....

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    So far, my 62 years of experience suggest the in your final days, the only thing you'll really want is to make it to the bathroom on your own, before it's too late.....Doesn't matter what your degrees are, how adventurous you've been, or how may toys you've had.... that trip to the Johnnie focuses all your attention......

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    “Things do not change; we change.” – Henry David Thoreau
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    " It's absolutely perfect but, it will have to do." Roadpizza
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    There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies.... 

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    "Where did the white man go wrong?" Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:

    "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.

    Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

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    I received an email message this morning that contained these gems:

    Contemporary Philosophers

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
    ~ John Glenn

    When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
    ~ Desmond Tutu

    America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
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    After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
    ~ Italian proverb

    Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
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    The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
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    I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
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    You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
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    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
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    The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
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    Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
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    Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy as when I had 48 million.
    ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
    ~ WH Auden

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    I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
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    Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
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    Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
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    America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
    ~ Doug Hamwell

    The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
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    I received an email message this morning that contained these gems:
    I would not recommend jewelry designer as a career choice!!!
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    A recent conversation with a woman I just met: (true story)

    Her: I'm self employed

    Me: Really? What do you do?

    Her: I flip houses

    Me: That's got to be one big fucking spatula. Can I feel your biceps?
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    Her: " SMACK!"
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    There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies.... 

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    Her: " SMACK!"
    Actually she laughed (there was alcohol involved) and said something like ". . . . . and the horse your rode in on"
    To which I replied, "Buy me dinner & a movie and we'll talk about it"
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    My friend that has nothing better to do than to send me funny emails, sent these saying about wives. I know he is married and he better not let his wife see his messages. Or is his wife sending out these sayings using his computer?

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
    If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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    The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
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    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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    Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
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    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
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    'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
    The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

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    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
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    You know what I did before I married?
    Anything I wanted to.
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
    Then we met.

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    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
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    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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    He looked at me and said "Great day for The race!"
    I think 'Huh? Melbourne cup? Bathurst? Olympic 100 metres? Wha?' and reply with "Which race?"
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    and forgives, gently, when I hate,
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