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The Stuff People Say

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#1 · (Edited)
I have an interest in what people say. It gives me pause sometimes when some stranger is quoted something they had said that seems to ring true. How about putting down something somebody else supposedly said that seems to ring true with you...

"We’re all going to die.
All of us,
what a circus!
That alone should make us
Love each other but, it doesn’t.
We are terrorized
and flattened by trivialities,
we are eaten up
by nothing."
-Charles Bukoski
 
#286 ·
I've invented 2 words that I hope make it into the dictionary.

The first is askaholic. This is someone who badgers you with questions hoping to catch you in a mistake or unable to answer. For example:
Who sang Peggy Sue?
Buddy Holly
What was the name of his band?
The Crickets
What was the name of his guitarist?
Wayon Jennings
How old was Waylon's mom when she lost her viginity?
Askaholic

The second word is Yahbutthead. This is someone who responds to everything you say with "Yah, but . . . . ." for example:
It's 120 in Phoenix today
Yah, but it's a dry heat
It's 70 in Iowa today
Yah, but it's humid
It's a beautiful day today
Yah, but it's gonna rain tomorrow
I'd like to kick everyone who says 'yah, but' right in the ass
Yah, but what can you do?
Yahbutthead
 
#297 ·
"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience"
Pierre Teihard de Chardin
 
#298 ·
Mark had his finger on the pulse of the reality of the probability of the actuality of the potential of the on going situation.


me
 
#299 ·
Copyright, Insert symbol here............
 
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