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Worst Jokes Ever!!!

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What did the baby light bulb say to his mama? I love you watts and watts.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"

Dyslexics of the world untie!!!

I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving

If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.
 
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Creation: Snoopy's Version





•On the first day of creation, God created the dog.



•On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.



•On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as food for the dog.



•On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog.



•On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.



•On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.



•On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
 
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