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    We've all done it!!

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    Mary had a little lamb and one day they went into the butchers, he said i'l give you Ł5 for the lamb. Bogof said Mary, ah he said, so I by one get one free huh
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    OOooohhhh a bit nutty is that meal, they need more iron...
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    Terry's back and has brought some more jokes with him.
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    Terry's back and has brought some more jokes with him.
    I'm afraid I have to trawl for them when I have the time and will never be as prolific as our sadly missed fallen brother
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    A rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ." "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf."
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    Here is a sign at a middle school located near where my daughter lives.
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    That was so good! My daughters (both grown) were Winnie-the-Poo fans and I just passed it on to them.

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    That was so good! My daughters (both grown) were Winnie-the-Poo fans and I just passed it on to them.

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