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Worst Jokes Ever!!!

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What did the baby light bulb say to his mama? I love you watts and watts.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"

Dyslexics of the world untie!!!

I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving

If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.
 
#24,180 · (Edited)
Went back to the start of this thread in November of 2013 and found some interesting tidbits. Richard230 was the first to reply. Followed shortly by notacop and RoadPizza. I scrolled to page 5 and couldn't find oxytotl. Terry you'll have to figure when you joined the fray.
 
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