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    Richard the Aussies call us English Poms. The Americans are Yanks. Some call us Brits a:- bar steward/s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flook View Post
    Richard the Aussies call us English Poms. The Americans are Yanks. Some call us Brits a:- bar steward/s

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    It would be interesting to know how those names were first thought of. I wonder why the English are called Poms by the Aussies? I have always wondered why the British call Americans "Yanks"? And Mexicans call Americans Gringos. I guess you had to be there at the time.
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    Check out my new ATV.
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    I am glade he is wearing trouser braces
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flook View Post
    I am glade he is wearing trouser braces
    That makes two of us. Except we call them "suspenders" on this side of the Pond.
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    Ah, suspenders, do not get me going, women wear them to hold up stockings, oooohhh nice.
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    Here are some more email cartoons received from an old friend. I just picked out the ones that I liked. BTW, you get what you pay for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve n rose View Post
    And you didn't pay for these, I gather?
    Not a cent. They were shipped for free.
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    Last one is for the arseholes (now I am band)
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    Richard (Snafu) should change his name to Richard 7 bikes
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    A 95 year old man goes in for his annual check up, only to find his old doctor has passed away.

    The young replacement checks him over and tells him he's in great shape for his age.

    "Aren't you forgetting something? Old doc Johnson always checked my sperm count.”

    "But you're 95" replies the youngster.

    The old man persists and gets his way. The doctor gives him a specimen bottle and tells him to return it with his sample.

    A few days later the old man returns with his head hung low and hands him the empty jar. The doctor smiles "Have a little trouble old timer?"

    The old man replies "Doc, I tried with my left hand and I tried with my right. Edith, God bless her, she tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out...










    but we CANNOT get the lid off this bottle.
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