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    A friend just sent me the attached cartoons, most of which are pretty funny. I have unnamed them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildWilly View Post
    What were their names before you unamed them?
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    I read where Iran has put a $80,000,000.00 bounty on Trump's head. This IS beginning to be the Worst Joke ever. Act like a Mafia Don and you get played like a Mafia Don...
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    I read where Iran has put a $80,000,000.00 bounty on Trump's head. This IS beginning to be the Worst Joke ever. Act like a Mafia Don and you get played like a Mafia Don...
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    "Age is a privilege denied to many - enjoy it as we may all still be able to ride our F800s up to our 100th birthday and beyond!"

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    But, I don't see any Towers or castle for that matter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildWilly View Post
    If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's on the right foot.
    I talked to your wife earlier - she told me you've stopped taking the pills, you know what the doctor said, you'll be wearing that jacket with the buckles and the back again with jokes like that!! LOL
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    "Age is a privilege denied to many - enjoy it as we may all still be able to ride our F800s up to our 100th birthday and beyond!"

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    From Dick Gregory:
    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I understand there are a good many Southerners in the room tonight. I know the South very well. I spent twenty years there one night.
    Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant and this white waitress came up to me and said, "We don't serve colored people here." I said, "That's all right. I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken."
    Then these three white boys came up to me and said, "Boy, we're giving you fair warning. Anything you do to that chicken, we're gonna do to you." So I put down my knife and fork, I picked up that chicken and I kissed it.
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    "Age is a privilege denied to many - enjoy it as we may all still be able to ride our F800s up to our 100th birthday and beyond!"

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    "Is the 80 million to be paid in one lump sum?"- Melania
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    A man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist.
    After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the man he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain.
    The man says, "No way! I don't want an injection."
    The dentist replies, "OK, I'll give you gas."
    "Noooo!" shrieks the man. "I don't want any gas."
    "Fine," says the dentist, "I'm going to give you some Viagra!"
    "Viagra?" exclaims the man. "What for?"
    "You're going to need something to hang on to when I pull your tooth!"







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