What did the baby light bulb say to his mama? I love you watts and watts.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"
Dyslexics of the world untie!!!
I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving
If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam!!"
Dyslexics of the world untie!!!
I often miss my ex, but my aim is improving
If you're opposed to gay marriage, blame straight couples. They're the ones having all the gay babies.
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? Lipstick.