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    It is getting into the rainy season here in the Great Northwest and well, there is plenty of time to be had indoors. So I thought I'd come up with a new thread that would be well known and familiar to the crowd that hangs around here on this site. So here goes...


    Describe your last fart using a movie title.....
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    Run Silent, Run Deep.
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    "Close encounters of a turd kind".

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    Gone With the Wind.
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    Wind In The Willows

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    The Fast the Furious.
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    Phil, the old dementia starting to set in?? see #11

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    It happens from time to time....who farts different farts all the time? We aren't talking snow flakes here.....
    BMW F800S…….

    There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies.... 

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    Glee!
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