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    The Worst Jokes Ever thread is closed. Terry and Bill are not going to be happy about that. There could be rioting in the streets.
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    I'm not upset about the thread closing, it'll give me a chance to get a life, but I'd be interested in what broke the camels back. I suspect it was either the jokes being too graphic for some or the inclusion of Trump in the thread that didn't go down too well. Bill's (Wild Willy) jokes as always have been pure as the driven snow!! Maybe a clean 'jokes only' rather than a 'worst jokes' thread should started.
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    the worst jokes thread is open.
    "putenza du gibbiuni!" dissi u sceccu quannu vitti u mari... ("what a big pool!" said the donkey when has seen the sea...) 

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    Or there could be peace in addled brains? Oh, the humanity!
    that would be a perk for you.
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    Well done Guido,
    Terry, you've lost your opportunity to live a normal life again
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    Oh dear, I've another 20yrs on the jokes treadmill
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    Was the issue just another bad joke?...

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