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A friend chastised me for being so hard on #45. He said I should at least give him credit for the many firsts that he's accomplished. So in order to rectify my error of omission, here is a partial list of some of those firsts

First tiny handed candidate to brag about the size of his p***s during a debate.
First to bring up a woman's menstrual cycle during a debate.
First to call a rivals wife a dog.
First to mouthe an "F" Bomb in a televised campaign speech
First to use the word "bull***" right after a prayer breakfast
First to trash a Vietnam Veteran for being captured & tortured in Vietnam
First to spit in the face of a Gold Star Family.
First to steal from a charity that benefitted veterans and children with cancer
First president to be endorsed by the KKK (George Wallace was a candidate)
First to make McDonalds change the over 1 billion served sign
First to say Putin was right and our FBI & CIA were wrong.
First to feel so strongly about the sanctity of marriage that he was sanctified 3 times.
First to play golf more often than all other presidents combined
First to be sued and spanked by a porn star.
First to star in a Russian Golden Shower flick.
First to confuse Kansas with Missouri.
First to mock a disabled reporter.
First to describe a brain injury as a headache.
First to refer to Nazis as "good people on both sides"
 
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Does social distancing make Melania happy?
 
#38 ·
That's what naughty boys deserve.
 
#50 ·
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that " my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."- Isaac Asimov
 
#56 ·
Thank you Richard for a great post, I laughed out loud and will be sending it to all my friends no matter what their political persuation is. And this is the difference between American and British humour.

British humour rarely takes offence, we all enjoy a laugh at somebody else's expense no matter who. In fact we're used to seeing our leaders lampooned. In fact isn't that what politicians are there for? If you don't believe me have a look at a 1980s "Yes Minister" on YouTube and the later, "Yes Prime Minister" also the 2000 series "The Thick of it" which was in the same vein and taking the piss out of government and their 'spin doctors'(advisers). The previous Dr. Who, Peter Capaldi was the star and played a very active role and was known for his 'profanities'. We were hoping he'd carry on when he joined Dr Who but sadly he didn't!! I've the box set if you want a good laugh and don't mind a lot of swearing.
I urge you to dip in and have a look.
 
#59 ·
Terry, I agree with you, our countries have similar senses of humour as far as politics go.
What other country would shorten the PM's name to Scomo? [:D]
 
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