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#1 ·
A friend chastised me for being so hard on #45. He said I should at least give him credit for the many firsts that he's accomplished. So in order to rectify my error of omission, here is a partial list of some of those firsts

First tiny handed candidate to brag about the size of his p***s during a debate.
First to bring up a woman's menstrual cycle during a debate.
First to call a rivals wife a dog.
First to mouthe an "F" Bomb in a televised campaign speech
First to use the word "bull***" right after a prayer breakfast
First to trash a Vietnam Veteran for being captured & tortured in Vietnam
First to spit in the face of a Gold Star Family.
First to steal from a charity that benefitted veterans and children with cancer
First president to be endorsed by the KKK (George Wallace was a candidate)
First to make McDonalds change the over 1 billion served sign
First to say Putin was right and our FBI & CIA were wrong.
First to feel so strongly about the sanctity of marriage that he was sanctified 3 times.
First to play golf more often than all other presidents combined
First to be sued and spanked by a porn star.
First to star in a Russian Golden Shower flick.
First to confuse Kansas with Missouri.
First to mock a disabled reporter.
First to describe a brain injury as a headache.
First to refer to Nazis as "good people on both sides"
 
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#684 ·
I'm just wondering if this the beginning of Presidential censorship, where if he doesn't like what you say you'll be thrown in jail and silenced! I thought America was the land of the free - well, you seem to be free to go out and shoot somebody that is the wrong colour and get away with it, but you may not be able to air your views. I live in the British Isles where our freedom is sacrosanct, except when you feel like killing someone - for whatever reason!
 
#685 ·
It is the beginning of the end. Every great nation, kingdom, dynasty, empire, monarchy etc. has it's 15 minutes of fame and then declines. I knew this would eventually happen one day to the United States of America. I was naive enough to think I wouldn't see it.
 
#686 ·
What do you get when you cross a penis with a root vegetable?
 
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