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#1 ·
A friend chastised me for being so hard on #45. He said I should at least give him credit for the many firsts that he's accomplished. So in order to rectify my error of omission, here is a partial list of some of those firsts

First tiny handed candidate to brag about the size of his p***s during a debate.
First to bring up a woman's menstrual cycle during a debate.
First to call a rivals wife a dog.
First to mouthe an "F" Bomb in a televised campaign speech
First to use the word "bull***" right after a prayer breakfast
First to trash a Vietnam Veteran for being captured & tortured in Vietnam
First to spit in the face of a Gold Star Family.
First to steal from a charity that benefitted veterans and children with cancer
First president to be endorsed by the KKK (George Wallace was a candidate)
First to make McDonalds change the over 1 billion served sign
First to say Putin was right and our FBI & CIA were wrong.
First to feel so strongly about the sanctity of marriage that he was sanctified 3 times.
First to play golf more often than all other presidents combined
First to be sued and spanked by a porn star.
First to star in a Russian Golden Shower flick.
First to confuse Kansas with Missouri.
First to mock a disabled reporter.
First to describe a brain injury as a headache.
First to refer to Nazis as "good people on both sides"
 
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#95 ·
History’s Top 10 uses of the "F" Word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want what on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
2nd - "Does this f***ing bat taste funny to you?" China, 2019
1st - "It's a f***ing Democratic hoax" douchald, 2020
 
#110 ·
He gets my vote for the nation's Health Officer. Gotta cut costs for the next big bailout. :rolleyes:
 
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#117 ·
I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate
He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts
When he drawed that color line
Here at his Beach Haven family project

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

I'm calling out my welcome to you and your man both
Welcoming you here to Beach Haven
To love in any way you please and to have some kind of a decent place
To have your kids raised up in.

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!
- Woody Guthrie
 
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